Wednesday, March 22, 2006

WATCH OUT #1

It’s the things you take for granted in your daily routine that are going to catch you out.

A woman licked the gum strip on an envelope and then had a sore tongue – she thought nothing of it, but then it really started to hurt and a lump appeared, so she went to her GP. The doctor lanced the lump and a family of baby cockroaches scrambled out. Don’t lick envelopes – she won’t!

A bogus telephone engineer told a lady to press 90# to help sort out a problem – she did and regretted it – 90# allows the requesting person the ability to use your phone – for long distance calls or anything. Don’t dial 90# for anybody!

Robert L. Fielding

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